Dish of Salt

The Top Eight Girls Take The Stage


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For those of you paying attention, Jury Duty is finally OVER!!! If you have never done it, it’s an interesting process, but 11 days is way too much time to be away during "American Idol." Well, at least for me. I mean this show is my bread and butter from January to May! On the bright side I now know everything there is to know about asbestos.

 

Now, I’m back on board and ready to dish. I’ll be interviewing the contestants as they get voted off so look for that every week. Thursday night will be the Top 12 party, so check on Friday for inside dish on all the goings on there.

 

Now, onto breaking down tonight’s show.

 

So, first up was Asia’h Epperson who I think went in my closet to borrow that 1980’s outfit. Sadly, I think I wore that to a Sadie Hawkins dance in high school. Randy only liked it because he recorded that song for Whitney Houston and got to tell everyone again. Simon was right on the money on this one.

 

I put Kady Malloy as one of my ten to watch and after that performance I’m regretting it. What was that song? Seriously girl, show a little personality and have some fun. My boyfriend says he’s gonna vote for her "cause she’s hot." Whatever!

 

The rock and roll nurse toned down that crazy hair and pulled off a great performance this week securing herself a place in the Top 12. I’m waiting for my conservative mother to call me and tell me, "I don’t like that Amanda Overmyer." She always hates the rocker chicks. Last year she was horrified by Gina Glocksen’s tongue ring and decided that was the reason she was voted off. OK mom, whatever you say. She’s in her sixties. What do you want?

Can we please ban high waisted pants? I know they are singing songs from the 80's but must we be subjected to this horror? It didn’t look good when Mischa Barton or Jessica Simpson busted out with them and it doesn’t look good on Carly Smithson. The singing was good. I still think Simon is bashing her to make it seem like she isn’t the chosen one.

I think they need to hide the Jolly Ranchers backstage at "Idol." Why was Kristy Lee Cook’s tongue bright red? I mean you are on national television girl. As for the singing - she’s a country girl. She put a country spin on "Faithfully," but I think Simon hit the nail on the head. She is forgettable. Great hair though!

 

How many millions of dollars does Randy Jackson make on this show? He doesn’t know how to pronounce the names of the contestants by Top 16 week? Poor little Ramiele Malubay had to correct him. I was so annoyed by that I forgot what she sang.

 

Oh and it’s the return of rambling Paula! Can someone please explain to me what the heck she was saying to this poor girl?

 

Not only did my girl Brooke White sound great she sang one of my favorite songs of all time, "Love Is A Battlefield." Oh yes, I dressed up as Pat Benatar for Halloween many times. I’m so dating myself here.

 

All this Paula ramblings left poor Syesha Mercado with little time for comments. This could be a good thing or a bad thing. If she gets voted off, the message boards will be crying "unfair!" Just to date myself even more I sang this song, "Saving All My Love" in college when I was a contestant in the Miss Ohio State pageant. She sounded a lot better than me though! OK, now im sounding like "toot my own horn" Randy tonight. Time to go!

 

Predictions: Kristy Lee Cook and Kady Malloy

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Neil said:

Where's ur BF's comments? he needs to write in next week?

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