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The Dish's Top 10 TV Quotes Of The Week (10/10/08)
With the Fall TV season back in full swing my friends and I have
scoured the channels for the funniest, silliest, most engaging,
dramatic or compelling dialogue on TV this week. Here are the Dish's
picks for the Top Ten TV Quotes Of The Week!
# 10 -- "We could kill him and no one would know."
-- HBO's "Entourage"
Guest
star Eric Roberts (playing himself) to Turtle, Eric, Vince and Johnny
while they are trying to relax in the middle of Joshua Tree as Ari Gold
yammers away on his cell phone.
# 9 -- "I'm a trophy wife!"
- NBC's "Kath & Kim"
An annoyed Kim Day explaining what she does to her mom Kath's new boyfriend.
#
8 -- "Hey, this is what Edie and I do. We tease each other. I say she's
easier to get into than community college. She says my face looks like
a knee. Its fun."
-- ABC's "Desperate Housewives"
Mrs. McCluskey explaining to Edie Britt's new husband Dave why she will not apologize to Edie.
#
7 -- "What you see here, all of this, vinyl albums they all become
obsolete replaced with CD's and digital music you listen to on MP3
players this big. And the sound is um, well its much worse."
-- ABC's
"Life on Mars"
After walking into a record store in 1973, Detective Sam Tyler explaining to co-worker Annie Norris about life in 2008.
# 6 -- "Yeah. Yeah. The hair. Its one of the things that makes me happy."
-- ABC's "Grey's Anatomy"
-- CBS's "Big Bang Theory"
Sheldon explaining to
Leonard that he cannot get a suddenly video game addicted Penny to stop
bothering him for help playing the online game "Age of Conan."
#
4 --"Gentleman I want to just remind you one more time about time. We
are going to have a larger deficit than the federal government does if
we don't get this under control here before too long."
- Second 2008
Presidential Debate
Tom Brokaw scolding Senator McCain
and Senator Obama for consistently going over the time limits their
campaign agreed to for the debate.
# 3 -- "Can we not stop
slinging mud around. We are intelligent women. There are enormous
issues in this campaign. The country is terrified. The world is
terrified and worried about the economy and these things I think are so
irrelevant. Let us try to address their programs for the future and not
sling garbage around on the side."
- "ABC's "The View"
Barbara
chastising the other ladies of The View for their constant bickering
back and forth about Senator McCain and Senator Obama's personal
issues.
# 2 -- "I just don't want my employees thinking
that their jobs depend on performance. I mean what sort of place is
that to call home?"
- NBC's "The Office"
Michael
explaining to Holly why they cannot fire Meredith for sleeping with
someone in exchange for discount paper for the company.
#
1 -- "O.J. Simpson was found guilty Friday on charges of armed robbery,
assault and kidnapping, but really murder."
- NBC's "Saturday Night
Live"
funny!