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Top Ten TV Quotes Of The Week 12/5/08
#10 -- "There's only one way down Vicky!"
-- NBC's "The Biggest Loser"
Host Alison Sweeney to controversial blue team contestant "evil" Vicky who refuses to make the twelve-foot drop into the pool during a challenge.
#9 -- "You violated the laws of physics Mr. Eastwick, and mother nature's a bitch"
-- FOX's "Fringe"
Joshua Jackson speaking with Eastwick, while being interrogated about walking through walls.
#8 -- "By the way, I take my breakfast in bed."
-- CW's "Gossip Girl"
Chuck Bass to Blair's maid, Dorota, after they make a bet that if Blair likes the date he chooses for her to go to the Snowflake Ball, he gets Dorota for a month.
#7 -- "There will always be surgeries. There won't always be fiancés that come back from the dead."
-- ABC's "Grey's Anatomy"
Izzie Stevens to her dead fiancé Denny Duquette. (A line from "Grey's" most absurd and ridiculous story line ever.)
#6 -- "Yes, I am Larry Braverman"
-- NBC's "30 Rock"
Jack Donaghy to Liz Lemon's classmates at her 20th High School reunion after they mistake him for someone who went to their school. Later after a woman claims he fathered her child in high school he recants, "I am not Larry Braverman, repeat I am not Larry Braverman!"
#5 -- "Why don't you explain this to me like I'm five."
-- NBC's "The Office"
Michael Scott to accountant Oscar Martinez who has just baffled him by telling him there is a $4,300 surplus in the Dunder Mifflin budget that must get used by the end of the day or it will affect the following year's budget.
#4 -- "There is no competing with you. You are Paris Hilton for god's sakes. I would never try to steal your limelight. I would never risk our friendship for short term gain."
-- MTV's "Paris Hilton's My New BFF"
Final two contestant Brittany pleading her ass-kissing case to Paris Hilton on the shows finale. (It must have worked. She was the winner.)
#3 -- "According to Entertainment Weekly, Paris Hilton has just finished her second album and she is deciding what to do next. Gee I don't know - how about burn it, why don't you try that."
-- NBC's "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno"
Jay Leno in his nightly monologue
#2 -- "Best Day Ever!!"
-- NBC's "Heroes"
Hiro Nakamura surrounded by back issues of Ninth Wonder comic books of which he is the subject. The line is repeated later by the comic book store owner (guest star Seth Green) when Hiro teleports out of the comic book store right in front of him.
#1 -- "Being married is the most difficult thing you're ever gonna do in your life ever. Anybody who's married and divorce is an option... you're getting divorced."
-- ABC's "Barbara Walters Ten Most Fascinating People"
Will Smith's response to the question Barbara Walters poses about the fact that he and his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, made a pact that "divorce is not an option."
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