Top Ten TV Quotes Of The Week (1/09/09)

#7 -- "That doctor -- he needs his head examined that's what he needs to do."

-- ABC's "True Beauty"

Eliminated contestant Hadiyah's reaction to receiving the lowest "beauty score" from a plastic surgeon of the ten contestants.

#6 -- "Are you OK? Cause that sounds kind of whacked."

-- ABC's "Grey's Anatomy"

Alex Karev (Justin Chambers) to Izzie Stevens (Katherine Heigl) when she admits to him she has been seeing the ghost of her dead fiancé Denny (Jeffrey Dean Morgan).

#5 -- "I now pronounce you man and wife. Amy and Ben Boykewich."

-- ABC Family's "The Secret Life Of The American Teenager"

A justice of the peace to 15-year-old sweethearts Amy Juergens and Ben Boykewich who actually go through with getting married using fake IDs. Amy is pregnant with another schoolmate's child.

#4 -- "Thank you for telling me what I already know. You should work for The Huffington Post."

-- NBC's "30 Rock"

Jack Donaghy to his mother's new nurse Elisa (guest star Salma Hayek) after she examines his testicle and then tells him he should go see a doctor.

#3 - "I got to be honest. I really didn't know that there was this many black people in Beverly Hills."

-- CW's "90210"

Dixon Wilson to classmate Christina at a Gospel Brunch thrown by her father.

#2 -- "I do not think that you should be allowed to breed."

-- MTV's "Rock of Love Charm School Reunion"

Sharon Osbourne just seconds before she threw a drink on bikini-clad contestant Megan Hauserman. Megan filed a police report, after the special taped in December, claiming Sharon had grabbed her hair, scratched her, and pulled out part of her weave.

#1 -- "McConaughey is not a syndrome. He is, however, one of our finest working actors. I recently learned how I can lose him in ten days."

-- ABC's "Scrubs"

JD (Zach Braff) during rounds with his new group of interns at Sacred Heart Hospital.